Posts by Ben Suroeste
Porn Director to Make Mainstream Transition in His 80s
ROUBAIX, France – During the recent Festival du Film Pornographique, award-winning adult film director Alejandjob B. Inherpoopchute revealed a most […]
Adult Content Producers Moving Up in the World
BRISTOL, England – There was a time when news of a porn studio moving into the neighborhood was cause for […]
Women Can’t Live Up To Stupid, Boring Porn
LONDON – According to a new study by some university that probably shares its name with at least four local football […]
Porn Turns Men Into Sex-Crazed Loons Who Don’t Want Sex
LONDON – If you follow porn-related news, then you’re well aware porn turns its male viewers into mindless automatons hell-bent […]
‘Aging Al’ Quits Porn, Apologizes
MANCHESTER, England – Following the revelation he had been caught trying to teach chemistry to porn performers, veteran British porn […]
Public Porn: It’s No Accident
By Jimbo Garrison Special to YNOT ANHUI, China – For most observers, a recent report about an incident in which […]
Cyber Security Made Easy
By Amrit Chuvakrebs Special to YNOT LONDON – Earlier this month, the UK’s Dept. for Culture, Media & Sport (DCMS) […]
Do Mice Really Prefer Action Movies Over Porn?
Warning: satire ahead. TOKYO – In another example of how scientists will use just about any rationale available to them […]
Some Country Blocking 400,000 Porn Sites, Or Something
Warning: satire ahead. KARACHI, or maybe NEW DELHI, or possibly KUALA LUMPUR – In a major crackdown of some kind, […]
Fin Domming: Clearly, I’m Doing It Wrong
HELSINKI – Inspired by a recent Cosmopolitan interview with porn star and dominatrix Daisy Ducati, I’ve made my way to […]
