Posts by Ben Suroeste
Israel Needs More Popsicles, Less Porn
By Ehud Ben-Ari Special to YNOT JERUSALEM – Most Americans probably don’t realize this, but in Israel, it is quite […]
In Ireland, Watch for Falling Porn
By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT DUBLIN – According to the head of the Irish government, citizens of Ireland, with […]
But Will I be Able to Withdraw Porn at the Bank?
LONDON – As a soon-to-be American expatriate planning on taking up residence in London once Crooked Hillary is done stealing […]
‘Deeply Troubling’ Pirate Porn on the Rise
LONDON – Pirate-obsessed perverts are getting off on watching men with hooks for hands and parrots on their shoulders engaged […]
Manager Fears Relegation for Favourite Porn Star
Warning: satire ahead. EREWASH, England – Sam McManinman may be a successful football manager, but his favorite porn performer is never far […]
How Come Our ‘Sister City’ Gets All The Porn?
Warning: satire ahead. By Hicham El Hassoun Special to YNOT CASABLANCA – In 1990, my home city of Casablanca, Morocco, […]
Russia: Tubes Have ‘Old, Redundant Content’
MOSCOW – In explaining its ban on popular porn tube sites SmutNucleus and EwePronz, the Russian media authority Roskomnadzor claimed […]
Dear UK Media: It Was a Sex Club, Not a Porn Cinema
By Oscar Chaplin Special to YNOT LONDON – The British press is floating an ugly fib that needlessly and unfairly disparages […]
UK Publisher Upset by Porn Workshop
Warning: satire ahead. LONDON – Ruprecht Mardack is not an easy man to shock. As the majority owner of NewsBritz, […]
Blair’s Old School Becomes Porn Studio…or Something
Warning: satire ahead. By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT EDINBURGH, Scotland – According to published reports that were entirely too dull […]